Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent -
Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work
-Press 2
To complain about what we do
- Press 3
To swear at staff members
- Press 4
To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you
- Press 5
If you want us to raise your child
- Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone
- Press 7
To request another teacher, for the third time this year
- Press 8
To complain about bus transportation -
Press 9
To complain about school lunches
- Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!
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