[louixo]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed;

'Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber
revolver so you will always remember me.'

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna lika
guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddup an
lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.

You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybea a couple
of bambinos.'

After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day you gonna
comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then ...pointa to you watch and say 'Times up'?'