To Moot by request

[Packmule]

Moot ask me to write some new jingles, so in my sleep depraved state on a run to Salt lake city, I jotted these down in my head.

Ode to Phil
To the tune of The beverly hillbillies.

Come and listen to my story bout a man named Phil
Built him a truck so they’ed have a place to live
Spent a lot of money so he had to work real hard
Delivering freight in his back yard (The Nation that is, 48 States, Canada too)

Then one day he was looking for some freight
Dispatch said “Phil you’re just too late,� Said “Cal I fornia is the place you orta be,�
So he cranked up his truck and they drove to Bev er ly. ( Paid relocation, .50 a mile, Fuel $4.00 plus per gal???)

Well now ole Phil’s become a millioniar,
starting writing TV Soap stories and they got aired
and when folks start asking “How’d you do it Phil?"
He just replies “Thanks to…the writers guild� (Truer than life fiction, lots of detail, takes months to get through on episoide)



Tis the season
To the tune of Jingle bells

Driving down the road
Running day and night
Over the mountains we go
Oh what a beautiful sight

Freight is getting slow
And look at the price of gas
All I got to say
Is Iran can kiss my A$$

OK Moot & Cheri, and others, I'm getting it started lets keep em going!!

Danny

[Tennesseahawk]

HAHAHA!!!

What can I say? Commence ta JIGGLIN'!!!

[mrgoodtude]

Tissue someone give me a tissue...
Switching to water, unlike coffee doesn't burn the nose when I come to the forum.
I am sorry but that WAS HILARIOUS

[greg334]

OMG Flatt and Scruggs are rolling in their graves now:D

[cheri1122]

Danny, that was priceless! I haven't written anything in ages, but if/when I can come up with something humorous, I'll throw it in the pot, too. Meantime, got any more? Like Mr Goodtude's photos, your ditties are inspired!

[arrbsthw]

That was too funny....

[Moot]

Thanks Danny. That might be your best one yet. I will have to dig through the archives and re-read your songs from a couple of Christmases ago. Count me out of the song writing, but I certainly look forward to more of yours and others.

[cheri1122]

Today I turned off the audiobook, and turned on the music in my head, and this is what popped out:
(To the tune of "America, the beautiful"

Oh beautiful - the consignee! I found them in the fog,
Can hardly wait to drop this frieght
And catch up on my log...
Please save a spot, down at the J
I'm coming there to stay
If I can spy a forklift guy
I'll soon be on my way!

And of course, a seasonal jingle, to the tune of "Jingle bells"

Dashing through the posts
Watching for your name,
Skipping o'er boasts
Because they're all the same...
Watching for your friends,
Their words you hope to find,
Could there be a better way
To spend some time online?
O, EO is a great place, to spend some time online,
The mods are cool, they keep the rules,
And everyone in line!
Hey! EO is a great place, to spend some time online,
Meet new folks, laugh at jokes,
It's 'edutainment' time!
:+ :+ :+

[RichM]

Mon Cherri. I think you might have a new career.

[Moot]

Good ones Cheri! You guys are on a roll.

[cheri1122]

Well, I sure aint about to quit my - oh, wait, uh, I don't HAVE a day job!:P

[mrgoodtude]

> Today I turned off the audiobook, and turned on the music
>in my head, and this is what popped out:
> (To the tune of "America, the beautiful"
>
> Oh beautiful - the consignee! I found them in the fog,
>Can hardly wait to drop this frieght
> And catch up on my log...
>Please save a spot, down at the J
> I'm coming there to stay
>If I can spy a forklift guy
> I'll soon be on my way!
>
> And of course, a seasonal jingle, to the tune of "Jingle
>bells"
>
> Dashing through the posts
>Watching for your name,
> Skipping o'er boasts
>Because they're all the same...
> Watching for your friends,
>Their words you hope to find,
> Could there be a better way
>To spend some time online?
> O, EO is a great place, to spend some time online,
>The mods are cool, they keep the rules,
> And everyone in line!
>Hey! EO is a great place, to spend some time online,
> Meet new folks, laugh at jokes,
>It's 'edutainment' time!
>:+ :+ :+
LMAO

[Pappy]

To the tune of Wabash Cannonball!

Now listen to the jingle
the jumble and the roar
as we travel down the interstate
at 80 maybe more
hear the mighty humm of the kitty
and the lonesome drivers yell
do'nt ask me where I'm goin'
cause I ca'nt even tell!

And now for some Jones
to the tune of "If drinkin' do'nt kill me"

If drinkin' do'nt kill me
truck driving will
I ca'nt hold out much longer
if I do'nt take a pill
It gets harder each day Lord
just to top one more hill
and if drinkin' do'nt kill me
truck driving will!

Pappy :P

[Moot]

Thanks Pappy. I enjoy these and it sure beats stringing topic titles together.

[arkjarhead]

To the tune of Grandmaw got Run Over By a Reindeer


Grandmaw got run over by a Mack truck
Hauling a heavy load to Tennessee
You can say there's no such thing as truckers
But as for me and Grandpaw we beleive

To the tune of We Three Kings

We three truckers talking on Channel 19
Driving so fast the mile markers can't be seen
West ward heading vans ,flatbedding just outside abilene
Oh lights are flashing, flashing bright
Can smokey be working on Christmas Eve Night?
Thank the Lord for TVC they send a lawyer to represent me

I know they stink but at least I tried.