Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the Coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells
nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against him. The Human Resource supervisor is
puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."...