Blondes

[jaminjim]

The Blondes Year in Review:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit
in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power
went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it???

OCTOBER - HATE M & M'S .....they are so hard to peel.

NOVEMBER - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

DECEMBER - Couldn't call 911 ...... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" Button on the stupid phone!!!

[jaminjim]

Do you know why blondes snort Sweet & Low?

Because they think it is "diet coke"!