World´s shortest and best fairy tale.

[louixo]

Look inside.

[louixo]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" and the girl said, "NO!"

The guy lived happily ever after. He went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot,had lots of babes, never had to learn how to grovel for sex, bought a sports car, stayed out late whenever he pleased, and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

[cheri1122]

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>
>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>and the girl said, "NO!"
>
>The guy lived happily ever after. He went fishing, hunting,
>played golf a lot,had lots of babes, never had to learn how
>to grovel for sex, bought a sports car, stayed out late
>whenever he pleased, and drank beer whenever he wanted.
>
>THE END

Once upon a time, a he asked a she to marry him, and she said "No!"
She then lived happily ever after. She worked hard at a job she loved,and spent her free time reading, communicating, and learning, instead of doing housework, cooking, and raising children. She had all the male company she wanted, never made love if she didn't want to, bought a top of the line luxury car, stayed out late whenever she wanted, and drank beer or champagne or Jack Daniels whenever she wanted.
The end. (Of the human race, if we all acted as self centered as that!)

[Tennesseahawk]

Darn good comeback!!! :7