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> > > > > "You know "that look" women get when
> > > > > they want sex? Me neither." -Steve Martin
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> > > > > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
> > > > > have a good partner, you'd better have a
> > > > > good hand." -Woody Allen
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> > > > >
> > > > > "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances
> > > > > for a date on Saturday night." -Rodney
> > > > > Dangerfield
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "There are a number of mechanical devices
> > > > > which increase sexual arousal, particularly in
> > > > > women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-
> > > > > Benz 380SL." -Lynn Lavner
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> > > > >
> > > > > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool
> > > > > with a rope." -Camille Paglia
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> > > > >
> > > > > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for
> > > > > reincarnation. The other eight are un-
> > > > > important." -George Burns
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> > > > >
> > > > > "Women might be able to fake orgasms.
> > > > > But men can fake a whole relationship."
> > > > > -Sharon Stone
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball
> > > > > is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for
> > > > > white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger
> > > > > Woods
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me
> > > > > a son-of-a-*****." -Jack Nicholson
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he
> > > > > parks or where he lives, but he never forgets
> > > > > oral sex, no matter how bad it was. -Barbara
> > > > > Bush (And you didn't think Barbara had a
> > > > > sense of humor!)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning
> > > > > to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
> > > > > -Robin Williams
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just
> > > > > need a place." -Billy Crystal
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> > > > >
> > > > > "According to a new survey, women say they
> > > > > feel more comfortable undressing in front of
> > > > > men than they do undressing in front of other
> > > > > women. They say that women are too
> > > > > judgmental, where, of course, men are just
> > > > > grateful." -Robert De Niro
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> > > > >
> > > > > "There's a new medical crisis--Doctors are
> > > > > reporting that many men having allergic
> > > > > reactions to latex condoms. They say they
> > > > > cause severe swelling. So what's the
> > > > > problem?" -Dustin Hoffman
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> > > > >
> > > > > "There's very little advice in men's magazines
> > > > > because men think,"I know what I'm doing.
> > > > > Just show me somebody naked." - Jerry
> > > > > Seinfeld
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Instead of getting married again, I'm going
> > > > > to find a woman I don't like and just give
> > > > > her a house." -Rod Stewart
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "See, the problem is that God gives men a
> > > > > brain and a penis, and only enough blood
> > > > > to run one at a time." -Robin Williams