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A very wealthy midget with a speech impediment arrived at a horse farm and asked to see the manager. When the manager ushered him into his office the midget says "Hellwo, I´m here to buy a wace horth". The manager tells him ,"At the present time the only horse we have for sale is a two year old mare, that has not had her first race yet". The midget says, "That´s ok, I have pwenty of money, and I can twain her.". Then he asks, "Can i thee the horth?" The manager tells him "Of course", and off they go to the stables. The manager leads the horse out of her stall and ties her to a hitchrail, beside the training track. The midget says " I want to thee her teef" and he tries to reach the horses mouth, but is to short, so the manger says "Would you like me to help?" He says "Pwease" And the manager lifts the midget up. Then the midget says. " I want to thit on her back". Again he needs help and the manger puts him on the horse. Then the little guy says " I want to thee her eerth", and again the manager picks him up to have a look. He then says " I want to thee her teef again." The manager now getting a little irritated picks him up again. The midget then says "Let me thee her twat" The manager glares at him, abruptly picks him up, lifts the horses tail and shoves the short man´s face into the back of the horse and gives his head a good twist, then puts him down. The midget holds his nose and spits furiously on the ground several times. He gathers his composure, looks up at the manager, and says " I THED,I want to thee her twat!! TWAT!! WUN AWOUND THE F--KING TWACK A WITTLE BIT!! ATHHOLE!!!!