Oval Office, Washington, DC

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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of
the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it,
I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk!! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay the hell out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay the hell out of the Middle East too!!
Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right, **** it! With cream and two sugars. Now get
on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Sounds like a Good idea.
And a couple of egg rolls,too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East too!!.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East????

[RichM]

The heck with getting up early to soar around,lots more fun things happen at night.See you at Hooters.

[pelicn]

:7 :7 :7

That was Excellent!

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RichM,
That'l work!!
To Hooters for some Shooters!!!:9

[Numero_uno]

Hey Pelicn,
Glad to see I don't strike out all the time!!!:7

[mcbride]

Actual transcripts? LOL
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mcbride-
--What goes around comes around--
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