[louixo]

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since
the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.


Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I
was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on mywhite
blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and
got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach. And to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative
and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.


Well, gotta go.
I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

Signed,


A relieved menopausal wife

[Dreamer]

LOL.. that reminds me of someone I know who got a sales call right in the middle of closing a deal selling a car.. they were sellin some kind of "miracle cleaner"... he told em he couldn't talk right now, cuz the police were still there, but would their cleaner get out blood stains, and that chalk that the police use to draw outlines from his carpet?

They hung up.......

:+

[MR.SNAPPY]

I guess you could say he went out with the tide