The Perfect Job

**Moot** · 12-19-2009, 09:07 AM

-Are you stuck in lowrange at your current driving position?

-Do you like hanging out at community colleges, with the opportunity to hang out at universities within 2 short years?

-Are you tired of erratic sleep patterns?

-Do you prefer to drive during the day and avoid inclement weather and darkness?

-Do you like to hang out a community colleges rather than truck stops?

-Are you tired of cranky dispatchers telling you where to go?

-Do you own a tweed sport coat with elbow patches?

-Do you enjoy taking 6 week vacations?

-Do you like to hang out at community colleges?

-Are you looking for a job that offers total freedom combined with company benefits and security?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions then shift out of lowrange and slam it into overdrive with Moot Educational Services and gouge on it!

At Moot Educational Services, sales representatives visit college campuses and sell our textbook and technology products based on the instructor's course requirements, scout for manuscripts from potential authors, relay market information to the Acquisitions Department and develop relationships with faculty members and bookstore personnel. We are looking for talented salespeople to engage our customers and help us to continue to grow the business. In addition to a highly competitive base salary and uncapped bonus potential, Moot Sales Representatives receive a company van, all travel expenses, an excellent benefits package and outstanding opportunities for advancement into sales management, marketing management or pizza delivery in one of the finest companies in the country. Don't delay! Do it today!

**Tennesseahawk** · 12-19-2009, 10:33 AM

Sounds great! But will they let me hang out on college campuses???

**Dakota** · 12-19-2009, 11:44 AM

I think the cold up there in Minnesota is affecting you

**Poorboy** · 12-19-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Moot

-Are you stuck in lowrange at your current driving position?

-Do you like hanging out at community colleges, with the opportunity to hang out at universities within 2 short years?

-Are you tired of erratic sleep patterns?

-Do you prefer to drive during the day and avoid inclement weather and darkness?

-Do you like to hang out a community colleges rather than truck stops?

-Are you tired of cranky dispatchers telling you where to go?

-Do you own a tweed sport coat with elbow patches?

-Do you enjoy taking 6 week vacations?

-Do you like to hang out at community colleges?

-Are you looking for a job that offers total freedom combined with company benefits and security?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions then shift out of lowrange and slam it into overdrive with Moot Educational Services and gouge on it!

At Moot Educational Services, sales representatives visit college campuses and sell our textbook and technology products based on the instructor's course requirements, scout for manuscripts from potential authors, relay market information to the Acquisitions Department and develop relationships with faculty members and bookstore personnel. We are looking for talented salespeople to engage our customers and help us to continue to grow the business. In addition to a highly competitive base salary and uncapped bonus potential, Moot Sales Representatives receive a company van, all travel expenses, an excellent benefits package and outstanding opportunities for advancement into sales management, marketing management or pizza delivery in one of the finest companies in the country. Don't delay! Do it today!

Your Not Right Upstairs Lol Too Many Diesel Fumes?

**davekc** · 12-19-2009, 01:35 PM

Thats a crazy post there Moot. Just might find a candidate for that wonderful opportunity.
Although, that lurking college campus idea has kind of a Ted Bundy creepiness to it.

**x06col** · 12-19-2009, 02:54 PM

And besides all the above, YOU are opening yourself up to be accused of cumrudgen schitk. It's not easy being cheesey. Ya Know.

**Moot** · 12-19-2009, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Tennesseahawk

Sounds great! But will they let me hang out on college campuses???

Your first two years will be restricted to community colleges. After two years all colleges and universities are available to hang out at. I eagerly await your resume.

**Moot** · 12-19-2009, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by x06col

And besides all the above, YOU are opening yourself up to be accused of cumrudgen schitk.

I sure hope so! Being labeled a curmudgeon is a badge of honor and something I strive to achieve in my advancing years. Now get the hell off my lawn and out of my life.