Looking for names

[Moot]

Noy hustle for your freight but hustle WITH youe freight:

Lolden Gugnut Expedite Services

[DougTravels]

Heres a few:

EO Expediter Ontime

Dropping Loads

Orange Trucking-Note Be sure to paint all trucks yellow

S.T.A.T.-Save Time and Trouble-This ones not really bad.

[blizzard]

Ok! Here are some appropriate names for your new trucking company! They all certainly reflect the current market sentiment.


1. Rate Busters!

2. Undercutters Express!

3. Expedite On A Dime!

4. Budget Expedite!

5. Chi Town Lowballers Inc!

Your company's motto will read as follows: "we'll beat any carriers quoted price or your shipment is free!"

[blizzard]

Deleted this post.

[DougTravels]

Get your mind out of the gutter,
It refers to delivering freight.

Christian site? really I guess I missed that.

[blizzard]

It's a joke. I guess you can't handle it. I'll delete the post then. Geeze!

[piper1]

Whopedee Doo Here's Your Freight! LLC.

Ok, serious, name it after something that inspires you or makes you smile.......legally smile.

[DougTravels]

It's a joke. I guess you can't handle it. I'll delete the post then. Geeze!

Sorry, Thought you were serious. Hard to tell sarcasm in written words

[Turtle]

Totally worthless assistance as usual from EO.

Hey, you get what you pay for. You pay nothing, you get worthless in return. We're not a marketing and consulting firm here, ya know.

[blizzard]

Sorry, Thought you were serious. Hard to tell sarcasm in written words

Yeah. I was trying to be like the colonel there. I have a very x-rated sense of humor. I just haven't shown it in this forum as often as I do in the yahoo chatrooms that I frequent. No problem though, I was just being a little bit whacky earlier.

[blizzard]

Plus I figured you'd like a little bit of off the wall humor since your avatar is a chimp smoking a cigarette. You seem like the humorous type!

[P51bombay]

I took the number from an old hockey jersey and voila............Forty Six Transport

[DougTravels]

Yeah. I was trying to be like the colonel there. I have a very x-rated sense of humor. I just haven't shown it in this forum as often as I do in the yahoo chatrooms that I frequent. No problem though, I was just being a little bit whacky earlier.

I still think a huge banner saying DROPPING LOADS would be great on the side of a truck!

The mind in the gutter comment was not right cause you hit the nail squarely. I just thought you were really upset.

I did have a lady at a receiver tell me once that since the fork lift driver was at lunch and I only had 1 skid she would "jack my load off by hand". I swear that really happened, I was too shocked to make a funny comment (probably for the best) and she had no clue.

[P51bombay]

This theads headed down a 10% grade


First year I worked at this grocery store, it was holiday time and this woman walked to my checkstand and asked "where do you keep your nuts?"

[mjolnir131]

This theads headed down a 10% grade

Yea kinda like wolf creek pass without the banjo - good thing he was not getting paid for a hand unload.