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Re: How times have changed
Bruno Yes things have changed. This year marks my 13 year as a Expediter. today I was going thought some boxes and found the receipt from when i took my CDL road test. It cost me $100 bucks to take the test.
I also found a old joke that someone sent me and I thought I would put here just for fun It is called the new Truckstop.
Have you seen the new Truck Stop at Exit #48 on
I-85
In Georgia?
That"s Right, A Truck Stop Just for Expeditors!
No Big
Trucks...No
4-Wheelers...
It's called the Whinery Truck Stop. It's a full
Service Truck Stop Just For
us 6 Wheelers. Here's their one of a kind
Program:
They have spared no
expense to bring to you;
A recuitor from Robert's(or who ever they are
this
week)
A recuitor from Tri-State(was that bull in their
old
logo constapted or what?)
A recuitor from Panther(is that the same 2 headed
cat
that I saw at the fair
when I was six?)
A recuitor from LEA( do you get a cart with the
free
18 holes of golf when
you sign on?)
A recuitor from CTX( is it true to qualify, all
you
have to do is present a
mvr, even If it's not yours?)
They also offer free crying towels with a minimum
of
150 gallons of fuel!!
They have a on sight sign and logo shop who offer
3
changes per year with a
up-charge and an additional 10% off with the new
static stick signs.
All the 800 numbers needed to be an expeditor:
800 # for consumer credit counsiling- ext.oicu812
just
for 6 wheelers
800 # for Liars anonymous (just tell them you
have the
dispatcher syndrome)
800 # for discount truck parts (for the new seats
and
steering wheels we have
to buy since some of us have lost our asses and
don't
know where to turn)
800 # for Habitat for Humanity( for those who
loose
their homes, O yea tell
my old friend Jimmy, Hi)
800 # for GreyHound(for the drivers who find that
this
place looks like a
good place to jump ship and leave the truck)
800 # For Towing and Recovery( the O/O's answer
to the
above)
AIN'T EXPEDITING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had a dispatcher just offer me a load that paid
$3.20
per mile to the Truck
and was going 2,088 miles!!!!!!
Just my luck, she said I couldn't have it because
I'm
not a team, She needs a
24ft truck, mine's 22ft. The weight was 13,030
lbs, I
max out at 13,000., and
it picks up in fifteen minutes and I'm 300 Miles
away......;-)
Last edited by Dtruck; 10-06-2008 at 12:41 AM.
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