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Lawrence McCord
Expediters Online.Com
Ok, I confess this post is not business related, but I wanted to share it with all the Forum Members who find themselves.....
LOST BETWEEN A BABY BOOMER AND A GEN X'ER IF...
-U2 is too popular and mainstream for you now
-You ever used the phrase "Kiss mah grits!" in conversation
-You remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from
the first scene.
-You spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or
Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man
-You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding on General
Hospital
-You remember, "Hey, let's be careful out there."
-You're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided
it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway
-You know who shot JR
-This rings a bell: "...and my name is Charlie. They work for me."
-You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on after all
-You know all the words to the double album set of Grease
-You ever had a Dorothy Hammill/Tom Cruise haircut
-You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed 867-5309 to
see if Jenny would answer
-All skate, change directions, means something to you
-You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear
-You bought a pair of Vanns and wanted to order a pizza in history
class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at
Ridgemont High
-You owned a preppy handbook
-You were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to
settle for second hand reports
-You remember when there was only PG and R none of this PG- 13 crap
-You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry
the emotional scars to this day
-You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch
-You actually believed everything Leonard Nimoy told you on "In
Search Of..."
-Your jaw would ache by the time you finished those brick sized
packages of Bazooka gum
-Bo and Luke Duke
-VCRs cost $2,000
-There was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together
-Rotary dial telephones
-You actually believed that Mikey, famed for his Life cereal
commercials, died after eating a packet of pop rocks and drinking
a Coke
-The theme song to Greatest American Hero still comes back to you on
occasion 'Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never knew it
could be so fre-he-he'.
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